i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
the day after is always just damage control
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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