at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
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I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
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Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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