Will you blow on my dice?
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
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im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
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MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
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