Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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