Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
Randomize
