Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
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My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
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just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
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