Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
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Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
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I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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