Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
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I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
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I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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