Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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