How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
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I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
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If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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