I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
Randomize
