your thong is hanging out like whoa
My brain says no but my pants say off.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
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Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
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Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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