Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
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Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
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$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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