Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
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last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
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I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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