no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
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And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
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He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
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