im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
I seem to have left my pride at pride
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
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