she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
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found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
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I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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