Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
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just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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