Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
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