why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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