Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
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He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
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Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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