Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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