Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
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OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
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I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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