hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
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I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
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You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
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