her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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