yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I JUST MACED MY OWN FACE
This is by far the best text I have ever woken up to.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
Randomize
