You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
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