You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
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