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The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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