i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
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I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
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The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
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