What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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