And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
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