Me too!
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
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