Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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