He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
50% drunk capacity currently
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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