$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
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