is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
then my best friend's brother, boyfriend, and future bro in law showed up at the bar. they asked who i was there with. didn't know if "a 40 year old man" or "my 5th grade teacher" was better answer.
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Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
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Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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