I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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