I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
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Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
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Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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