i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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