You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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