my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
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So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
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I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
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No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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