i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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