Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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