i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
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she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
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Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
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