She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
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These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
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By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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