new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
Randomize
