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I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
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threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
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I take back everything I said about communal showers
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
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I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
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