belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
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