How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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