i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
It was his birthday this weekend. I had to carry him 6 blocks, in 3 inch heels. The entire time he was trying to molest me, eat my face, and try to stop every two feet to tie his shoe. He would light a cigarette, forget about it, almost burn everyone, throw it out, then decide he wanted to smoke. He kept repeating that he trusts me with his life.
...Wow...
I could be a kindergarten teacher
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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