i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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