Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
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Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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